Items to bring to Waverly..

I would worry more about the JUNE BUGS before I would the lil old short horned grasshoppers lmao. I simply Abhor June Bugs!! 😮
I mean for heavens sake, why on earth is there such a dumb, big, nasty, crunchy bug that does nothing but fly into bright lights and bump its head or arse on the windows at night>? tee hee (there IS a story behind this madness).

ya i was working in the rockies one time and this junebug (the guy called it something else) fell from sky and he got all panicked and mashed it and said kill any you see lol we were laughing so hard but he said they take a big chunk out of you and they aim for you.
i never experianced a bite but i believed him...and i dont think they are edible lol

i've never been bitten by a june bug nor have i ever heard that they bite.....i hate 'em cause their so big and stoopid ~ they seem to enjoy crashing into your face in their long, loping fly patterns
(and i can't sleep when i hear them buzzing/crashing outside my bedroom window )

and btw.....some dogs and cats LOVE eating june bugs *puke*

Here is a pic for everyone to enjoy. I'm holding it by it's wings

and another one

and another one

EEWWWWW SICK AND WRONG !!!!!! and yes june bugs do bite and it HURTS!!!! And they do suck....BIG TIME! And locusts can bite as well guys. At least the ones up here can. 😮

Secretsign that is a Cicada you are holding....they eat the bad bugs and avids. They come out of the ground every 7 years to mate. Once they mate they die. I have never had one of these bite me in my 41 yrs of my life lol. I do however believe you in the fact you say you have had them bite you.

This is what a JUNEBUG looks like...

These have NO PURPOSE except destruction of plants etc.. and to fly around and stick in your hair and bump into the windows at night (or crawl in your ear when you are a little girl sleeping outside on a covered porch with all of your cousins for a kick ass pow wow type of thing) 🙁 My father had to back one of these lil suckers out of my ear by using a flashlight. Ohhhhhhh my Lawd. 😮
Now you know the REST of the story hehehe

Secretsign that is a Cicada you are holding....they eat the bad bugs and avids. They come out of the ground every 7 years to mate. Once they mate they die. I have never had one of these bite me in my 41 yrs of my life lol. I do however believe you in the fact you say you have had them bite you.

This is what a JUNEBUG looks like...

These have NO PURPOSE except destruction of plants etc.. and to fly around and stick in your hair and bump into the windows at night (or crawl in your ear when you are a little girl sleeping outside on a covered porch with all of your cousins for a kick ass pow wow type of thing) 🙁 My father had to back one of these lil suckers out of my ear by using a flashlight. Ohhhhhhh my Lawd. 😮
Now you know the REST of the story hehehe

Call me country 🙂 I like cicadas...I like to hear them sing and I like to take thier shells and wear them on my nose AHahahaaha! But I do hate junebugs...and thier kamikaze way of flying....stupid bugs They do love to dive into your head, get tangled up in your hair and cause you to jump around slapping your head like it's on fire (or at least thats what I do) Plum....ewwwwww....I would have died!!! but thanks for sharing 😆

Secretsign that is a Cicada you are holding....they eat the bad bugs and avids. They come out of the ground every 7 years to mate. Once they mate they die. I have never had one of these bite me in my 41 yrs of my life lol. I do however believe you in the fact you say you have had them bite you.

This is what a JUNEBUG looks like...

These have NO PURPOSE except destruction of plants etc.. and to fly around and stick in your hair and bump into the windows at night (or crawl in your ear when you are a little girl sleeping outside on a covered porch with all of your cousins for a kick ass pow wow type of thing) 🙁 My father had to back one of these lil suckers out of my ear by using a flashlight. Ohhhhhhh my Lawd. 😮
Now you know the REST of the story hehehe

are junebugs edible?

Lmao Mistah Tim!! I suppose you could eat them. If you dip them in chocolate they would be like a M&M....Crunchy shell and soft in the middle!

June bugs are really japanese beetles. I dislike them because they eat my roses and also some of my garden plants.

June bugs are really japanese beetles. I dislike them because they eat my roses and also some of my garden plants.

They are nasty, evil, and gross!! Is that what is going after my roses???? Now I hope they know of course, this means war.

Secretsign that is a Cicada you are holding....they eat the bad bugs and avids. They come out of the ground every 7 years to mate. Once they mate they die. I have never had one of these bite me in my 41 yrs of my life lol. I do however believe you in the fact you say you have had them bite you.

This is what a JUNEBUG looks like...

These have NO PURPOSE except destruction of plants etc.. and to fly around and stick in your hair and bump into the windows at night (or crawl in your ear when you are a little girl sleeping outside on a covered porch with all of your cousins for a kick ass pow wow type of thing) 🙁 My father had to back one of these lil suckers out of my ear by using a flashlight. Ohhhhhhh my Lawd. 😮
Now you know the REST of the story hehehe

are junebugs edible?

Believe it or not yes they are etible......but i wont eat one...

Lmao Mistah Tim!! I suppose you could eat them. If you dip them in chocolate they would be like a M&M....Crunchy shell and soft in the middle!

😮 EWWWWWWW!!! Sick and WRONG!!!! LMAO!!!!!

I would worry more about the JUNE BUGS before I would the lil old short horned grasshoppers lmao. I simply Abhor June Bugs!! 😮

WHOAAAAAAA....lets back this train up. Locusts *AND* june bugs????

If somebody tells me there's mayflies and I'm coming dressed in an apiary uniform. Seriously.

(Oh...and fyi....bug repellent does NOT work on ANY of the three.)

you are all silly.. worrying about bugs and such.
why not just wear a bubble? i'm going to bring my invisible bubble and rub "Off" all over it. 😉

you are all silly.. worrying about bugs and such.
why not just wear a bubble? i'm going to bring my invisible bubble and rub "Off" all over it. 😉

Spook, Do you have an extra invisible bubble? And is it water proof? (Just incase the depends leak) 😆