Ok so I thought I'd start this humorous topic after last night's funny experience.
Here's the experience. Me and my friend after finishing my b-day dinner had headed over to a frozen yogurt place nearby to get a healthier dessert then the one the resturant offered. Well I know me and my friend walk quietly but didn't expect how quietly.... we had walked into the yogurt store and the worker girl was facing away from the door. I had spoke up suddenly to my friend and the girl flat out screamed and turned quickly. After her embarassed laugh subsided she told us that she was nervous working there at night alone cause she had heard a bunch of ghost stories. My first thought was ohhh do tell, but I guess she was too jumpy/nervous to hear me ask her what kind of stories.
so here's my starting post for the topic.
You know you're into the paranormal when your first thought upon hearing a work place is haunted is "Hmm. I wonder if they're hiring"
What are some humorous sentences you can add to the topic's thought.
you know your into the paranormal, when all your friends talk about their babies and children, and you constanly change the subject to anything paranormal, like did you see GH or the new show paranormal state, or hear what happened to me late one night
kyou know your into the paranormal when any little thing changes or you hear a noice and automatically think its paranormal, when indeed it could have been the cat or your neighbors
train
You know you are into the paranormal when your husband finds you still staring at the computer the next morning, and startles you as you jump when he says"have you been here all night?"
You know you are into the paranormal when you send an IM raspberry to your daughter to scare her and you scare your self!!!
You know you are into the paranormal when your skeptical hubby takes you to a haunted cemetery in the middle of the night in the freezing cold. You keep saying take pictures! and he say of what???
You know you are into the paranormal when you show up at a nightly viewing of a dearly departed loved one (you do not know) with a camera around your neck, emf meter and voice recorder clipped to your belt and a headlight on your head and ask "what time will the services be over?"
You know you are into the paranormal, when you drop everything you are doing including holidays, parties, family anything, to drive home and not get a ticket from the cops to get onto the livescifi site
you know your into the paranormal, when you said to your loved ones, hey im away for the weekend, and instead shop, get booze and smokes, unplug the phone, turn your msn and yahoo onto offline when your really online, lock the doors, do not sleep for 6-48 hours straight and hide out completely bunkered down in your home to livescifi
you know you are into the paranormal when you think your cat is possessed by a lost one and talk to him like part of the family
You know your into the paranormal when all your conversations are of that nature and as much as friends try to understand wth your talking about, they slowly back away from you and run out of the room
You know you are into the paranormal, when your corner store smoke guy asks you what are you doing this evening or this weekend, and your too scared to tell him as he will think your nuts
You know you are into the paranormal when you have been up for two days straight thru a weekend and phone in sick with a wicked flu, knowing what you really need is a dam good day of sleep....
You know you are into the paranormal when you go the local blockbuster and the only section you ever go to is scifi, horror..and have no idea what the newest movies on the shelves even are unless they involve paranormal
You know you are into the paranormal when someone you know mentions the passing of someone they live with or visit a lot and you want to ask them if they have started having any strange occurrences at the place.
You know you are into the paranormal when you're disappointed that someone said spirit but didn't mean the paranormal kind.
You know you are into the paranormal when you forget that emf detectors are meant for something other then paranormal investigating.
You know you are into the paranormal when someone says something creepy happened to them and you automatically think they mean paranormal creepy and not just normal creepy.
Those are great. I posted a, you know your a ghost hunter thread over at the Taps page some time ago. I love these. Please keep them comming.
YOU KNOW YOU ARE A GHOST HUNTER IF...
You know what Dude Run means.
Your calendar of events has more ghost hunting dates than birthdays and anniversaries.
You have a closet dedicated to ghost hunting equipment
Your computer is book marked with ghost hunt equipment stores and e-bay favorites for ghost equipment
Your address book contains a notation of G.H. or a complete section of ghost hunters
You have at least ten videotapes of ghost investigations.
You have at least two digital cameras and an assortment of tape recorders.
Your idea of a great night out is not dinner but a cemetery at midnight.
You have more ghost and orb pictures than you have pictures of your friends and relatives.
You take more pictures in the dark than in the daylight
Midnight is your favorite hour
The trunk of your car is filled with assorted papers, maps and ghost hunting equipment
You get excited over pictures with no images showing
You say the words, "play it again" at least twice a week
You can a camera flash in your face at least once a week
You wear a flashlight on your head and don't feel like an idiot
You have more pictures of gravestones than that of your children or family members
Your hard drive has at least two photo enhancing and editing programs
You have at least two sound editors on your computer to record and clean up EVPS.
Your car can't pass a cemetery without making a "U" turn.
Won't leave home without a flashlight
Carry more batteries than keys
Spend money to sleep in an old prison
Have blinded at least six people with you flash in the last six months
Most of the equipment you carry, beeps or flashes
Are not frightened by strange noises
Walk around places talking to yourself
Most of your friends are ghost hunters
Will drive 50 miles to eat in a "haunted restaurant"
Spend hours visiting "ghost sites" on the net
Have joined several chat room all involved with ghosts
Log on to the Solar Weather link to see if there is a full moon or solar storm
You get a new camera and the first thing you do is take off the strap.
Ask deceased relatives to join in family pictures.
You have more EVP's than your favorite music
UPS delivers to your job rather than your home so you don't have explain your latest piece of ghost hunting equipment.
Your car has a bumper sticker that reads: I'd Rather Be Ghost hunting!
You refuse to stay at a hotel that's not haunted.
You hear someone say, "You look like you saw a ghost, and you start interviewing them.
You spend more time of ghost message boards than anywhere else on the net.
You are not afraid to talk to a "brown out".
Your best ghost photo is hanging along side family pictures.
More afraid of the living than the ghosts
Refuse to watch "scary movies".
Look for reflections on your computer to see if anyone is behind you.
Will sit for hours looking at a movie of an empty room.
Enjoy negatives more than prints
Have a camera next to your bed
You own a motion detector
Have more than ten pictures of ceilings
You know exactly where your EMP meter is at this moment
Show up at funerals with a EMF meter, tape recorder and camera
You child talks about an imaginary friend and you take at least ten pictures
Have more photography equipment that most tourists
Your idea of a good vacation is a haunted place
Spend hours looking at pictures with a picture editing program
Have more pictures of dust than anything or anyone else.
Can recognize a cemetery by its graves
Spend as much on batteries as fast food.
Can name at least five people, not related to you, in any given cemetery
The police department knows your name and the fact that you are a ghost hunter
Have made a pact with at least one person to "come back from the dead and contact them"
Spend as much on printing and developing as you do gas for your car
Have listened for EVPs on your telephone answering picture.
Used your cell phone as a camera and tape recorder in a cemetery
Carry at least five pieces of ghost equipment with you at all times
Your purse or backpack substitute as a ghost hunting equipment carrier
Had at least one argument over an "orb"
Have at least three, ghost hunting group shirts or id badges hanging in your closet.
Have more black clothes than any other color.
😁 OMG...these are all two funny, just had a good 15 minutes of solid laughter here alone, by my self 😮 yet oddly i feel like i am being watched and im enjoying the company better then real people lol...
dang im with spooked 1 keep them coming..great topic spooked 🙂
train 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆
You look at family pictures and wonder if they are really there, or if it is matrixing
you know you're into the paranormal when you find out the hotel you booked has a haunted history and get excited rather then nervous like your friends and plan to pack a tape recorder just for the hotel experience .
... When you notice your face towels at home are made by a company called waverly gardens and think of 'abandoned' sanatoriums right away.
... second thought your friends suggestion for a road trip even though you're broke just cause she pointed out a ghost town stop on the way there.
... Have countless tapes or files of mostly white noise and don't think it's strange.
...regularly watch a group of people talking to thing air online and don't understand why your parents think it's strange.
... your home page is a paranormal related site.
... you purchase memory making equipment (recorders, camcorders, cameras) with no real thought of using them on family or friends.
...insist you camcorder must absolutely have night shot capabilities or you won't even look at it.
... when you feel like someone is sitting in the car in the car with you even though you know you're alone you say you can't follow me home and don't think your weird for talking to thin air.
...listen for evp's on anything that records sound whether it being answering machine, camcorder, in class recordings, etc.
... see a door open on it's own and wonder if it could have been paranormal instead of thinking wind right away.
... feel a cold breeze and wonder if you're really alone in the room.
... your friends tell you they had a weird experience and you automatically think paranormal instead of normal. (fits in with my creepy one too)
...talking about a paranormal topic in a speech class making public speaking easier then talking about a normal topic.
... you see a shadow out of the corner of your eye and you quickly wonder if it was a shadow person.
...you have a weird dream and wonder if a spirit was trying to contact you.
You know your into the paranormal, when you actually watch a Maury Povich show because they are talking about ghosts and hauntings.
You know your into the paranormal, when you actually watch a Maury Povich show because they are talking about ghosts and hauntings.
hahaha bk that is funny dude, since his shows are what everyday about who's the baby daddy,( that is why i gave it up....🙂
train
By the way.... I am not the father.
I saw this one yesterday and it was pretty good. Lot's of ghost pics and evp's and such. The even had the South Jersey Paranormal Research group go into a old 200 year old farm house here in NJ.
You know you're into the paranormal when you have an emf on the dash of your car with a f* up reportly haunted ventriloquist doll riding shotgun next to you on your way to work in the morning...
You know you're into the paranormal when you take your fiance out on vacation and all you stay in are haunted hotels..
You know you're into the paranormal when the only bathroom reading material you have are demonology books that are next to the teepee...
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You know you're into the paranormal when you get upset that your significant other doesn't book a reportedly haunted hotel when there are ones in the area.
You know you're into the paranormal when you rearrange your vacation schedule once you find out there are haunted tours/areas in your vacation area.
You know you're into the paranormal when you'd rather find the local cemetery and haunted buildings rather then the clubs and bars n New Orleans Bourbon St.