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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the
Man's face was severely burned.
The doctor told the
Husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body
Because he was too skinny.
So the wife offered to donate
Some of her own skin.
However, the only skin on her body
That the doctor felt was suitable would have to come
From her buttocks.
The husband and wife agreed that they
would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they
requested that the doctor also honor their secret.
After
All, this was a very delicate matter.
After the surgery was
completed, everyone was astounded at the man's new
face.
He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his
Friends and relatives just wen t on and on about his
youthful
Beauty!
One day, he was alone! with h is wife, and he was
overcome with emotion at her sacrifice.
He said, 'Dear,
I just want to thank you for everything you did for me.
How can I possibly repay you?'
'My darling,' she replied,
'I get all the thanks I need every time I see your
mother kiss you on the cheek.
'
If this doesn't make you smile ~ nothing will!
Posted : 02/12/2008 5:05 am
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ok i have to add another one
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath. Nurse', he mumbles, from behind the mask.
'Are my testicles black?'
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, 'I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet.' He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, please check.
Are my testicles black?'
Concerned that he may elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles in the other.
Then, she takes a close look and says, There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!'
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, 'Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very closely.....
A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?
Posted : 02/12/2008 5:11 am
omg!! too good!
Posted : 02/12/2008 6:10 am
Lol, thanks for those Stmac. The last one was too funny!
Posted : 02/12/2008 11:15 am
OMG too funny!
Posted : 03/12/2008 1:40 pm
OMG 😆 they both were good that will go around for a while over here 😆 lol
Posted : 07/12/2008 1:32 am