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Paranormal, The Unexplained..
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Well I was thinking it would be cool to have joke thread so I guess I'll start it off..
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
........because he didn't have any guts...
ok yes i know im lame 😳
Posted : 04/04/2008 7:51 pm
OK...im going to make a joke up just for livescifi.
How many paranormal invesigators does it take to screw in a light bulb??
We dont know....we dont use them 😮 ............ i know..KEEP MY DAY JOB...very funny.
Posted : 04/04/2008 9:25 pm
How do ghosts like their coffee?
With scream and sugar.
🙁
Posted : 05/04/2008 1:07 am
why do vampires need mouthwash?
because they have bat breath
Posted : 05/04/2008 2:12 am
NOt a joke but a cartoon a friend made me for a siggy
Posted : 05/04/2008 7:39 am
What did the baby ghost eat for dinner ?
A boo-loney sandwich !
Why are graveyards so noisy ?
Because of all the coffin !
Posted : 05/04/2008 3:18 pm
hahaha! you all make me chuckle.. 😆
ok, i have one:
Two men were walking home after a party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows. Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones.
"Holy cow, Mister," one of them said after catching his breath, "You scared us half to death ... we thought you were a ghost! What are you doing working here so late at night?"
"Those fools!" the old man grumbled. "They misspelled my name!" 😮
Posted : 05/04/2008 8:13 pm
what kind of mistakes do spooks make?
Boo Boos!
😆
Posted : 05/04/2008 8:15 pm
What do baby ghosts ware on their feet 
BOO-TIES 
Why do girl ghosts go on diets
To keep their ghoulish figures 😉
What is a ghosts favorite dinner
Spook-ghetti.
Posted : 06/04/2008 1:09 am
Posted : 06/04/2008 3:36 am
haha love this one
Posted : 06/04/2008 3:45 am
LOL ...NIce 😁
Posted : 07/04/2008 5:28 am
Topic starter
haha love this one
very clever! 😆
Posted : 07/04/2008 6:54 am
What kind of fruit do ghost eat
Boo Berry's
Posted : 07/04/2008 1:12 pm
What kind of fruit do ghost eat
Boo Berry's
lol thats a cute one 😆
Posted : 07/04/2008 1:15 pm
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